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Fucking hell, it's this time of year again. Time to spend money on other people, drink too much, puke, and spend time with the family. So, to brighten up your pathetic lives, here's a festive song sure to bring a smile even to the most cold-hearted bastard. While I'm at it, listen to the sweet musical stylings of Ten Masked Men. It's a laugh riot just trying to figure out the song.

Christmas MP3    Ten Masked Men MP3

Oh, and there's no update yet. Best things come to those who wait, you impatient cunts.

Bugger me, an update to the site. Well, it was about time I did something to this place before it began to stink like the real storeroom. The 'Real Life' storeroom is no more, and has been gutted with scant regard for our feelings. Oh well. Nothing else has been updated. There might be some more photos on the way, but my scanner wont work with windows 2000, so fuck it. Videos. Might get some videos from the 'village vid' or maybe even the 'West Buckland Blair Witch Project'.

So check back again sometime. Something might have changed.

Well, this is the first update since the events of 2000. I don't think I'm alone when I say that the year 2000 was a fucking great year - what with me and Jibbs getting jobs we wanted, Mart & Neil pasing driving tests, and Tweeky munching his way through that 60 foot cheese and ham torpedo roll (not true, by the way). But it was also the worst year of our lives. So much happened, I think we forgot how much we do need each other. I know that sounds really damn cheesy and 'Friends' but I suppose it's true. Anyway, not much has changed site-wise, but I want to keep it going as a memory to Si, and how things used to be.

Maybe we can recreate the magic of some of the moments that are up on this here site. I for one, fucking hope so.