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Well, this has been round for quite a while, but it's still funny. Make Buffy swear by using your keyboard! Yes, it's really as fun as it sounds!

Go here now and make with the swearing.

In other news, I will get the new photos up soon, just got to clear some room for them. It's getting a bit tight in here (oo-er).

In an exciting new development to thestoreroom.tk, I have drafted in two highly experienced American agony columnists, who write for the New York Times and Hustler, to help solve all of your problems. Whether your problem is with girls, money, ethics or a strange genital dysfunction, the experts will be able to help. Less talk, more introducing the experts!

Rabbi Jubes

Rabbi Jubes has been a serving Rabbi of a leading New York synagogue for the past 16 years, and has a vast wealth of experience in the troubles of modern life. Go to the Rabbi who knows all about everything. Just don't ask him about sex, otherwise he'll try to smack you in the face with his ever-present dredel.

Dr Brownlove

Dr. Brownlove has been working in Los Angeles for nearly 20 years and has worked his magic on some of the biggest porn-stars in the world. An expert in all things sex, the good Doctor will 'put to bed' any worries you might have about your genitals, sex or other smutty questions

So if you think the Rabbi or the Doctor can help you solve your problems, click here and tell them all. Or just make something up. Just help me out, yes?