Shit, is it that time of the year again? Christmas has once again sneaked up on us like a paedophile stalking a schoolgirl, and it is now the time for enforced jollity at shit work 'parties' where middle aged women get drunk and shriek a lot. But all is not lost, for Christmas is also the time for much alcohol and nice food and presents and stuff. As a Christmas present to you, the wonderful people who visit this site even though I haven't updated in ages, I will update stuff.
As a start, here are a few of the best posts from the forum. What comedy lurks in the forum, eh? Well, you can find out by having a look and maybe registering to join the fun.
EXCLUSIVE! Soham paedophile evidence...
This is the actual website that got those two dirty policemen caught up in kiddie-porn charges. The FBI were tracking people who paid for content through this site via their credit cards, and came down on these two kiddy-fiddlers like a big fat man falling onto a small dog.
Here is the site. Don't worry, it's actually work-safe, only the members section has the hard stuff.
My bum
While sitting astride the lav one day i realised that when i pooh it never goes straight into the watery area directly below, but seems to veer off to the right. Does anyone know the reason for this? Is it because years of vigorous wiping has caused a certain amount of butt hole realignment? Im so confused. Its a bit like that time i played an 8 year old girl at Yahoo! pool and lost.
The frenulum AKA Ya Banjo String
The scab was the worst part, not only did it itch like crazy, but every time I sat down it caught on me pants so had to sit down slowly as not to break the scab, this of course made it look like I had piles!
You just can't win. KY What a great invention!
Car Modding - Storeroom Style
The only reason u all hate boyracers is because u are all probably startek fans and prefer talking about modded space ships and clingons. U also probably drive shite fiestas and whan get overtaken say " Im not goinig to even try" when u know your car wont go over 60. So instead of slatting something you dont know a thing about go back to the libary and keep your noses out u specky sad virgins
That's it for now. There'll be more coming later.