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I must be a goddamn genius. Only a matter of days ago I foretold the death of the nation's Gran, the Queen Mother. And, lo and behold, the old gin-soaked 50%-titanium pensioner has finally crapped it and taken the express lift to the afterlife.

Still, Fear Factory haven't reformed yet. Damn.

Now you can all marvel at the site, for it is now a place to be proud of. Tell me what you think of this new layout in the forum. You never know, I might reply.

You lucky, lucky people.

The new layout I was banging on about recently is nearly ready - it'll make navigation smug, and looks fucking brilliant. Sometimes I surprise even myself.

And I'm getting some new pics from Graham tomorrow, so be on the lookout sometime soon.

It is with great sorrow and much wailing and crying that I have to announce the death of the Queen Mother...

Not really, but much worse than that. Fear Factory have split. Yes, you heard correctly, the granddaddies of Terminator-metal are no more, due to two of the wank-stains not getting on with each other anymore after 12 years. Spunk on over to www.fearfactory.com to join with me in a vigil in the hope they'll reform. Or something.

On a lighter note, it's the Easter holidays in a week and a half - happy days. Although I'll have to spend most of my time indoors finishing (starting) my project. Shit. And I'm redoing the images for the site - I want to give it a new look as it's pretty fucking dull right now. It's taking shape, slowly but surely. Just wait and it'll happen.

Kwalitee website ahoy - it's a very comprehensive list of swearwords and slang in loads of languages. So give it a visit and swot up on international swearing you g?wnojad chipatama chernozhopyi. Kuso shite shinezo!

Found this picture on that random image jobby, and it made me chuckle. I think you'll all find it very funny. And to all the lazy fuckers who haven't been here in ages, make sure you try the 25th Feb test I put up, it's very, very good. The new craze sweeping the nation - or just 24 Briavels Grove - is to say "What? I'm not doing anything." Hours of fun can be had with this saying, and all it's permutations.