First update in a while, and there's a reason for the recent lack of update-type things here. I'm back at RoadChef, working shitty shifts cooking food for ungrateful Northerners. I've just had my first paycheck, so I can now pay all those wonderful people who lent me money (thanks for giving me money boys!).
But I'm disappointed. Very disappointed about having to go back to RoadChef. I didn't spend 4 years and thousands of pounds to work in the same job that I had when I was 16. My grand plan of going back to HP was well and truly fucked when the CEO decided that merging with Compaq would solve all their problems. Ah well, maybe one day I'll get my break. And my millions.
Anyway, on to the new feature. For the first time, pornography makes an appearance on thestoreroom.tk. I've craftily replaced the heads of male smutstars in various porn pictures with the heads of your favourite storeroom members. I had to trawl the net for these photos, and it was indeed hard work. I think it's been worth the wait. If you've got a picture of someone you'd like to be 'pornified' mail it to me and I'll think about it. Now, click the banner for Porn!
