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Got some more features for you people to read, comprehend and then talk about in the forums, except these are far from my best features I've ever written. In fact, I'm quite ashamed of them and I'm only putting them up here as it bulks up the content. Kind of like fibre bulks up your shit and makes it easier to go to the toilet, but in digital web-friendly form.

What the Fuck is Hentai? is an in-depth expose of the seedy underworld of Japanese anime/manga/whatever it's called. Featuring all your favourite sexual fetishes!
Separated at Birth is my most half-assed effort to date. Only mildly funny, it was much funnier before I started work on it. You might find it funny, who knows...

That's it for a while. I've got more in the pipeline, but they're going to need more work on them to make sure they're better than these 'things'.

I've finally got round to doing it... Here's the new Storeroom Park picture, with more of your favourite Storeroom people. If you don't know us, then this'll be meaningless, but what the hell.

This is your chance to be a part of the best feature ever...

I've got rid of the AX - that's right, the star of the Car Modification Guide is no longer on the road, as it was doomed to fail it's MOT. So, to mark the passing of the car to the next level, I'd like to do some extreme mods to the car now that it's fully at my disposal. Only trouble is, I've got nowhere to do this radical modifications, which will involve cutting bits off the car + more.

So, if you've got a garage or area of land that I can use (in the Taunton area please) and would let me work on the car there (access to power etc. needed for tools) then I would love you forever. If no one can, then this feature will have to be condemned to the vast oblivion of features that never make it to publication.

If you can help, get in contact please. Thanks.