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Helio! There's going to be a bit of a break in updates, as I'm going to live at Performance VW's house while he's off shagging in Rohypnol Island (Faliraki). So I'll be watching Sky TV, playing on his PS2 and working (unfortunately).

So, um, BYE!

Evening people... Got a new feature for you, this time written by the reguler forum-goer Performace VW. Makes a change from me I guess.

It's a handy guide to nearly all the pubs and clubs in the wonderful westcountry town of Taunton, in Somerset. Boasting a whole array of witty descriptions, controversial opinions and a great comment system, you can read all about your favourite pubs and leave your own opinion. It's great. Have a look and laugh yourself stupid.

Got a new feature for you lovely people, this one's about the constant and gradual devaluation of swearing (it's better than it sounds, honestly). After PerformanceVW's overuse of the word 'cunt' at the wedding reception, I realised that the word suddenly had a fraction of the impact it should. So I've written an article about what's happened to swearing, how to swear properly, and some fine video and audio examples of swearing. Enjoy.

Also, I've actually got a few sounds up - only a few mind. And they will only be funny (slightly funny) if you know us and our stupid obsessions. Have a look. Or have a hear, or something like that.

The fancy screensaver I got you all to download and use and proclaim great was actually a super-secret OMGWTFDEBUG version, so you got to see numbers on the bouncing logo bit. Ooops.

Download the proper non-debug version here

I've been working hard, excercising my creative muscles and have managed to spurt out a screensaver for you lovely people to use. You've got two choices; you can either have a simple one that just has a bouncing logo (click for preview), or a more fancy one that cycles through 5 different screensavers.

Click on the screenshots below to preview one of the screensavers. You'll need the Flash 5 plug-in, but you've probably got it anyway. If you haven't, then you're probably gay.

Download the simple bouncing screensaver here, or get the fancy cycling one here. Once you've downloaded the zip file, just unzip it into your Windows directory. If you get stuck, you should probably ask for help.