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More Photos
24 January 2003

13 more photos added, split between Christmas Eve 2002 and some more firework pictures.

Christmas Eve 2002 Some more firework pics

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Geekery is finished
22 January 2003

I've finished geeking around now.

In other news, I'VE GOT AN INTERVIEW.


Downtime
21 January 2003

Just to let all you people know, there will be some downtime soon (very soon) so I can sort the domain out. Basically, I've got to do a whole load of geeky shit so the site will work better.

So until then, here's a picture for your enjoyment.


The Wonders of Amazon
19 January 2003

Cunt Colouring Book
While away those winter nights by colouring sketches of vulvas, labia and clitoris's (clitorii?). Break out those crayons and remember, STAY WITHIN THE LINES.

A Hand in the Bush [The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting]
Confused by the agonised screams of your partner when you try some fisting? Then read up on this fascinating subject before attempting this advanced form of love-making.

My Husband Wears My Clothes [Crossdressing from the Perspective of a Wife]
Has your husband started wearing your Ann Summers crotchless panties? Have you found that your size 10 little black dress is now horribly stretched and deformed? Then your husband may be a transvestite.

The Best American Shit Stories 2002
A highly amusing collection of tales from the US of A, such as the time a man went for such an enormous dump, his brain fell out of his arse. Sadly, this book features no coprophilia (shit-eating).

How to Have Sex in the Woods
Essential for anyone living within a few miles of woodland, this handy guide details how to avoid detection, the best way to utilise forest furniture and other ways to make loving in the forest fun. And less dangerous.

Wow.


Eh?
19 January 2003

Trawling through the logs that record what goes on here, I can see how people stumble upon this site. Most people come from links to the car modding guide, but the other source is from search engines. And what people search for truly scares me. Here's just a select few:

15yr old fanny pics - I hope he's America...
demons raping girls - Fucking anime freaks, they're all paedophiles.
SCHOOLGIRL INCEST - Urgh.
john kettley weatherman video - Amusing, but sadly not present here.
laura eastenders porn - WHY?!?!! For the love of God, WHY?
Japanese "funny eyes" - Why would anyone search for this?
hentai bestiality - I told you the Internet was sick.
raping children anime - see above, only much worse.
hot cum forums - why here?

And there's always the sea of "kitted up clio" and "body kit for Rover Metro 1.1s" that come flooding in. But that really isn't interesting, is it? When compared to "laura eastenders porn", anyway.


At last, NEW PHOTOS...
16 January 2003

Yes, I've actually done some work to this place and got some more space to store photos and stuff. I've managed to add 26 new photos, bringing the total to a massive 146 photos now available. There's a couple of new categories, and a few more miscellaneous pics including some firework photos...

Anyway, click away below to be taken to the new photos. I hope you enjoy.

Jen's Birthday Christmas Eve 2002 Some more Misc Pics


OWFUCKFUCKOUCH!
15 January 2003

A Russian man had to be rescued after his penis stuck to a frozen bus shelter while he was urinating.

The young man was on his way home from a bar in the southern city of Stavropol, in temperatures of -30C. He stopped to urinate, leaning against the bus shelter for support, but swayed at a crucial moment and his penis stuck to the frozen metal.

The BBC reports the man was apparently taken by surprise by the cold temperatures, as Stavropol is normally one of the warmest Russian regions. A large crowd gathered, shouting advice. Finally passerby Valery Levchenko was able to free the man using a kettle of warm water borrowed from a chemist.

The man reportedly refused further medical help before running off.

The story was taken from here. You can just picture the scene, can't you...

INT. CHEMIST, LATE EVENING.

A determined looking passer-by strides into the chemist's premesis.

Customer: Can I borrow a kettle and some water please?

Chemist: Do you want ribbed or super-sensitive?

Customer: Sorry, what?

Chemist: You do want condoms don't you? Most people who want condoms are so embarrassed that they ask for something ridiculous in the hope I'll know what they're on about.

Customer: No, I just want a kettle and some water. Warm water.

Chemist: Why?

Customer: Some bloke out there has got his privates stuck to the bus shelter over the road.

Chemist: So do you want small, medium or large?

Customer: eh?

Chemist: I thought you might be asking for sanitary towels. When people have to buy them they often ask for something ridiculous in the hope...
Customer (interrupting): No, I don't want any sanitary towels, I just want some warm water.

Chemist: Ah, ok then. Sorry.

The Chemist turns and fills a kettle from the conveiniently placed tap under the kiosk. He then plugs it in and flicks the switch. There is an awkward silence as the water is heated.

Chemist: So how'd it happen? How'd the bloke affix his member to the bus stop? Is this some new fetish?

Customer: I didn't ask, he looked quite embarrassed.

Another awkward silence. Kettle is now producing steam.

Customer: That'll do, I don't want to scald the poor bloke.

Chemist: OK. Bye then.

Customer leaves chemists, and bounds over the the bus stop...


Sprout used as missile...
09 January 2003

The local paper carried this hot exclusive yesterday. Luckily, most of the windows in my house are sprout-proof so the perpetrators won't be breaking any of ours with the unpopular vegetable.

Thinking about it, how the hell can a sprout break a window? It must have been a solid, frozen sprout or an exceptionally weak window...

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