A Russian man had to be rescued after his penis stuck to a frozen bus shelter while he was urinating.
The young man was on his way home from a bar in the southern city of Stavropol, in temperatures of -30C. He stopped to urinate, leaning against the bus shelter for support, but swayed at a crucial moment and his penis stuck to the frozen metal.
The BBC reports the man was apparently taken by surprise by the cold temperatures, as Stavropol is normally one of the warmest Russian regions. A large crowd gathered, shouting advice. Finally passerby Valery Levchenko was able to free the man using a kettle of warm water borrowed from a chemist.
The man reportedly refused further medical help before running off.
The story was taken from here. You can just picture the scene, can't you...
INT. CHEMIST, LATE EVENING.
A determined looking passer-by strides into the chemist's premesis.
Customer: Can I borrow a kettle and some water please?
Chemist: Do you want ribbed or super-sensitive?
Customer: Sorry, what?
Chemist: You do want condoms don't you? Most people who want condoms are so embarrassed that they ask for something ridiculous in the hope I'll know what they're on about.
Customer: No, I just want a kettle and some water. Warm water.
Chemist: Why?
Customer: Some bloke out there has got his privates stuck to the bus shelter over the road.
Chemist: So do you want small, medium or large?
Customer: eh?
Chemist: I thought you might be asking for sanitary towels. When people have to buy them they often ask for something ridiculous in the hope...
Customer (interrupting): No, I don't want any sanitary towels, I just want some warm water.
Chemist: Ah, ok then. Sorry.
The Chemist turns and fills a kettle from the conveiniently placed tap under the kiosk. He then plugs it in and flicks the switch. There is an awkward silence as the water is heated.
Chemist: So how'd it happen? How'd the bloke affix his member to the bus stop? Is this some new fetish?
Customer: I didn't ask, he looked quite embarrassed.
Another awkward silence. Kettle is now producing steam.
Customer: That'll do, I don't want to scald the poor bloke.
Chemist: OK. Bye then.
Customer leaves chemists, and bounds over the the bus stop...