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Acoustic Classics
29 May 2003

Ever wanted to hear your favourite 'rawk' tunes played on an acoustic guitar and sung along to by a Frenchman with a strong accent? Then you're in luck, chief! Grum Lee comes to the rescue with his amazing collection of mp3s with a whole range of songs from my personal favourite Andrew WK, through Clawfinger to System of a Down.

I'm ze biggest, ze best, better zan ze rest, better zan ze rest...


A pub for us all
15 May 2003

As I wander through the vast wilderness that is the Interweb, occasionally I stumble across a true gem, found gleaming in the rough dirt. This is such a gem.

Visit this wonderful website promoting one of the best pubs in the country. The Foul Mouthed Cunt is a charming country pub set in the rolling hills of Dorset. Critically acclaimed by all who visit, the pub has a unique atmosphere:

Why not sit back back and enjoy yourself in front of one of our five carefully controlled fires? There is no blaring music, no video game cacophony. Just the gentle art of conversation, good food and twenty four Air hockey tables.

Classic.


Fucking kids...
10 May 2003

I crashed my bike yesterday into a 12 year old kid. Read the full scoop including HOT HOT MSPAINT ACTION here and give me sympathy, bitches.

Or, just feel free to spit vitriol at me for smacking into a child...


Happy Birthday Dave!
06 May 2003

A quick update (yeah, I know it's been a while) to wish my brother Dave a happy 31st birthday. There's no present or anything, because, well, I forgot. But here's a picture I hope you'll enjoy:

Enjoy!

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