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Well, I'm back from Egypt and didn't die as a result of a suicide bomber/plane crash/watersports accident/fatal diarrhoea incident - lucky, I guess. Anyway, my poos still have the consistancy of lumpy chocolate blancmange and my shoulders are slowly peeling to reveal my normal pink colour, so I'm still left with a few mementos of the journey.

Picture, and a full report might be up sometime in the near future. That's if I can get away from the toilet for more than a few minutes at a time.

Fuck, here it goes again...

The internet is littered with unfunny, mind-numbing and often epileptic-fit-inducing Flash animations often seen distributed in those hilariously awful forwarded email which make up 90% of all network traffic in companies. But every so often, you can find a masterpiece nestling amongst the shit. This is one of these pieces of art.

Smurfs - The Lost Episode is, to put it in simple terms, fucking brilliant. Any kind of animation which features Papa Smurf singing "Yeah, lick my ass, bitch" gets a thumbs up in my book.