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It's official - next Friday, the 29th August 2003 is to be the first thestoreroom.tk No-Pants day. A whole day spent going Commando. Think of the freedom, think of the unrivalled airflow... You know you want to. You owe it to your genitalia to free them from the opressive regime of underwear, they've been kept in pants for so long.

You may be scared of chafing injuries - that's perfectly understandable - going pant-less for the first time is a nerve-wracking experience but is exhilarating at the same time. Think of the satisfaction of sitting in that all-important meeting discussing targets, ballparks and back burners, while all the time thinking to yourself "I'm not wearing any pants".

Those of you with the balls to join in with this mighty crusade, report in this thread in the forums.

It must be a slow news day for the hardworking reporters over at the BBC news online office - they've resorted to churning out the most ridiculous stories imaginable. Take this one for example:

"A man who simulated sex with a traffic cone in an Edinburgh street has escaped with a warning after appearing in court.
Ross Watt, 34, is a registered sex offender with previous convictions that include simulating sex with a training shoe in a public place."

Not content with reporting such important breaking news, they also can't be bothered to even write proper news stories anymore. Instead, they just take the autocue text and whack it on the site, as demonstrated in this fine article... Who'd have thought the BBC could be such a repository of comedy gold, eh?

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Thanks to storeroom regular (and brother of mine) Bloo Thunder, my dog William is now famous - in FHM of all things. It's just a damn shame the poor little dude is dead.

RIP Will, you were a fucking great dog.

Holy shit, my creative juices have been spilling out all over the place recently and I've managed to catch some in the computer. Must be the hot weather.

Anyway, enough of the innuendos, I've got a new feature for you boys and girls to read - and not only is this one funny, it's educational too. If you've ever been confused while watching Horizon because they keep using big words then this is the feature for you!

Swearing Science tells you the motherfucking facts about science and other complicated shit like that. There's no bullshit with Dr Cock, he tells it like it is. Motherfucking word, bitches.

A brand-new, never seen before feature has somehow spunked it's way onto thestoreroom.tk - the super happy fun random image surprise server. Using a complicated formula involving big numbers and the letter 'x', the surprise server will pick a completely random picture for you to view. Some are funny, some are wierd, some are a bit odd, but they're all completely random.

So what're you waiting for? Get some randomness in your life!