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I haven't laughed this much in ages. Fucking ages. There's a new single out today by a fucking excellent group of Welsh rapping dudes known as Goldie Lookin Chain, and the single is called 'Half Man Half Machine'. I've included a little snippet of the ace lyrics below to give you a taster... And have a look in the forum for a little extra.

"I'm not like other people you might see or you might know,
I made love to a BBC Micro,
Touching on the disc drive, the monitor got hot,
I knew from then I was a motherfucking robot."

Anyway, there's more of the GLC's songs at their website, and you've got to download the filthy 'GLC Parental Warning (feat. Ice T)'. I predict a flood of Welsh-accented music anytime now. Safe as fuck, as they might say.

Alright, so I'm just reposting links that I've seen, but fuck it, I might as well, eh? I've got to commend these dudes, I like this a lot. Swearing is fun and productive... Might take a while to load, by the way - it's 2.6MB.

Channel 4 Swear Words

[EDIT] Fixed the link now. Cheers Dave.

4 more videoredubs for you to have a butchers at, this time on the lovely subject of war! These ones are classics, you really don't want to miss out, especially the Saving Private Ryan video... So go here and get downloading!

Wow, a real update for once. This is something I've been working on for a while, and there's some real gems in here, somewhere... I've taken bits from films and replaced or redubbed the audio with different songs to either make them a fuckload better or funnier. I've put the first installment of vids up for you to enjoy, and later on there'll be even more when I unveil the "War Sucks, Get Over It" collection. Enjoy!

A new toy for you to play with - nothing particularly exciting really, but it's been a while since I've done anything meaningful with this place, and every little helps, hmmm?

Now you can see all the comments that people have made over the last few days - or if you really like, you can see all ~700 comments that've been recorded so far. Maybe this'll get a few more comments going around, maybe not. Who knows?

Anyways, have a look over here and start commenting away!

Oh, and I've got two great great great songs for you to listen to. One's a cover of Outkast's cool-yet-annoying song "Hey Ya" in a strange style, and the other's a song from an advert. A great song. A song so great, that if I had a ruler that measured great things, it'd be too great to be measured on my great ruler. That's how great it is.

So, I present to you The Blankket's cover of Hey Ya in either a broadband-spazzed high quality version, or a smaller, crappier version for you poor dialup fuckers. And then here's the greatest of them all. I LOVE HORSES, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. See how long you can listen to it on repeat before you go insane. It kinda sounds like it should be playing in the background of some really dodgy Russian farmsex site...

I expect most of you know my feelings on the word 'cunt'. If you don't then it's about time you had a read of my Swearing article. Anyway, the word cunt is sacred, and isn't something that should be said with gay abandon. Or any other kind of abandon, for that matter.

So it comes as a great surprise, and as a delightful experience, when I find a link utilising the fearsome power of the word cunt like this one. It's fucking great, even bettering the Buffy Swearing Keyboard. So what are you waiting for, shitstain?!? Click the link below!

The Xylophone