Well, I know I've done fuck all to this site in a while, and that's all I seem to say, but I've been secretly working on a major upgrade to all areas of this shithole for the last 6-9 months. It'll be really great, and have loads of bits that make a lot more sense than this cobbled together piece of PHP crap.
Anyway, in the meantime, have a look at the latest craze for toddlers: Pee and Poo plush toys. What better way for your kid to learn about the joys of bodily functions than through the medium of soft toys? Honestly, this is fucking genius. But what else do you expect from the Swedes?