I don't really like posting a news item just about someone else's postings over at some other forum, but these are too good to keep to myself. You remember Kris Akabusi, yeah? Record Breakers? Athletics?
Well some bloke over at Football365's forum has been busy writing erotic fiction involving everyone's favourite 4x400m relay runner, and with such classic lines as
'Within hours it was over, Miss Portensa a useless pile of tit, minge and spunk and Akabusi panting and sweating like a multiple rapist.'
Honestly. This shit is golden. Read as much as you like here.