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You might not know, but I'm obsessed with snowboarding. So when my brother and I went on a recent holiday, we set out to make one of those gnarly, radical snow videos that everyone seems to make these days. Turns out, it's pretty fucking difficult and takes a lot of time, so while I dick around with the main movie stuff here's a quick trailer I knocked up.

If you can't see what's going on in that YouTube version, you can get your grubby hands on a full-res version over here.

Keep it real, dudes.

I don't really like posting a news item just about someone else's postings over at some other forum, but these are too good to keep to myself. You remember Kris Akabusi, yeah? Record Breakers? Athletics?

Well some bloke over at Football365's forum has been busy writing erotic fiction involving everyone's favourite 4x400m relay runner, and with such classic lines as

'Within hours it was over, Miss Portensa a useless pile of tit, minge and spunk and Akabusi panting and sweating like a multiple rapist.'

Honestly. This shit is golden. Read as much as you like here.