Two idiots get their hands on 120 toilet rolls. Hilarity ensues!
Written By: ben
Published On: 21 February 2006
Come and see how a stupid, bored idiot attempts to build spudguns with little to no engineering skills! Danger of death, potatoes and hairspray included.
Written By: ben
Published On: 06 July 2005
Take one movie scene, an inappropriate soundtrack and a sprinkling of computer magic, and you have comedy.
Written By: ben
Published On: 06 February 2004
Ever wondered how the fuck something worked? Ever pondered what the fucking shit black holes are and why they don't disappear up their own shitholes? Well, then you're a geek. But help is at motherfucking hand bitches, as I, Dr Phileas Cock (BSc, PhD, TWaT) am here to answer all your questions about science and other complicated shit.
Written By: ben
Published On: 11 August 2003
Using the magic of AJAX and Web2.0, here's a selection of random images collected from my various trips around the interwebnet tubes. Random images!
Written By: ben
Published On: 03 August 2003
Three of your favourite Storeroom boys went on holiday a little while ago to the land of sand and big fucking pyramids, Egypt. This is the thrilling and exciting tale of their travels. With no Pyramids.
Written By: ben
Published On: 20 July 2003
I crashed my bike into a 12 year old kid. Read the full scoop including HOT HOT MSPAINT ACTION here and give me sympathy, bitches. Or, just feel free to spit vitriol at me for smacking into a child...
Written By: ben
Published On: 10 May 2003
Finding a decent pub can be a nightmare, with every village, town and city sporting a confusing array of pubs, bars and clubs. Use this handy guide to find out where to hang out, and where you definitely don't want to be going if you want to keep your anal virginity/face intact. First up is the beautiful Somerset town of Taunton...
Written By: guy
Published On: 13 August 2002
I love swearing - it's big and clever. So, here I present a short history of swearing, plus a guide on how to use swearwords effectively. Essential for the modern-day swearer.
Written By: ben
Published On: 07 August 2002
An in-depth expose of the seedy underworld of Japanese anime/manga/whatever it's called. Featuring all your favourite sexual fetishes!
Written By: ben
Published On: 25 July 2002
Ever wondered if you've got a doppleganger out there, looking just like you? Well, for some members of the storeroom, it's true, and I've got the scoop on their evil (or benign) twins.
Written By: ben
Published On: 25 July 2002
It's a little known fact that most of the storeroom members have, at some time, starred in their own skin flicks. Here I uncover some dirty little secrets, including when Miller fucked Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Written By: ben
Published On: 16 June 2002
It's not easy being 21 and still not able to grow a beard. I embark on an experiment to see just how much of a beard this pathetic student can grow.
Written By: ben
Published On: 19 April 2002
Tweeks, using nothing but his voice and a telephone, creates hilarious phone pranks the likes of which have never been seen before! OK, so they're just some phone pranks, but they're pretty funny.
Written By: ben
Published On: 12 April 2002
Photoshop is the most pirated software product in the world. It's also the most abused software product in the world. Come in here to see some of my work, some good, some bad.
Written By: ben
Published On: 09 April 2002
Bollox™ is a magical game invented by a few bored idiots in the heat of a summer in the mid 90s. I uncovered the rules from a dusty archive recently, and here they are!
Written By: ben
Published On: 09 April 2002
Cor modification is all the rage these days, everyone's at it. Watch with amazement as a tawdry old Citroen AX is transformed into a street racing demon. Well, almost...
Written By: ben
Published On: 20 March 2002
Oh my. A gigantic version of Jibbs is terrorising innocent bystanders across the world. See what the humungous chap's been up to with these handy reports from Staypuft and Mr Porky
Written By: ben
Published On: 10 April 2000
Two 20 year old village idiots take a trip to out nation's capital to visit a friend. Along the way we experience many things. Read all about it here.
Written By: ben
Published On: 25 March 2000